Most bizarre pageant titles, contestants' outrageous pets,
finalists' cheating boyfriends caught on live television, weird
astrological signs and other funny pageant facts...
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A
humorous collection of quotes about pageants...Clueless comments, Miss Teen
South Carolina's infamous answer, big bosoms, skimpy swimsuits, winning is like "dying" and
more...
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Dropped crowns, shocked queens who passed out, police called
to the scene,
and other funny
crowning moments...
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Fun Pageant Facts
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Crowning Comedy
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